As the 2020 Olympics are ongoing, about 9 miles away on a Japanes express train, a 36 year old alleged incel has commited a mass stabbing on an express train, according to  AP News. 

The disgruntled maniac boarded a train, intent on revenge, after being reported to police by a female shop cleck for shoplifting. When this idiot realized the store was closed, and he wouldn't be able to get his revenge, he gathered his supplies including: a knife, scissors, cooking oil and a lighter. 

A few questions: 

• Why the scissors? Was he planning on performing an ad hoc avant garde haircut during the commision of this stabbing spree
• The cooking oil and the lighter? Was he planning on also cooking and eating people?

According to police- In one car, he poured cooking oil on the floor and tried (hilarious) to set it on fire, Kyodo News agency reported, quoting police. For the record, I can just imagine that scene: pandemonium while he randomly is stabbing women. Screaming and people running around crazy and this guy is setting a fiery oil trap for the train car. This could never happen in a major American city full of black people because we don't play with fire and fucking with people for no reason. 

Yeah so....He boarded an train, telling police- he intentionally chose an express train that makes fewer stops, having passengers stay on board longer, the report said. He expressed his intent to to kill women who “looked happy." 

What a weirdo....

Based on my extensive study of Japanes martial arts, playing games like Shogun: Total War, Shogun: Total War 2, and Tenchu: Stealth Assasins (and I do mean extensive)- I expected that that train would include at least a few pseudo ninjas just waiting to take down such a bad actor. WHERE HAVE THE NINJAS ALL GONE?! How could this take place? Obviously this knife weilding Ninja was looking for an honorable battle and finding none settled on harming civilians until the 7 Samurai showed up. 

Anyway check out these Japanese denizens with their phones out looking like negroes looking to be the next viral video on WORLDSTAR!!! 

I'm sure the Yakuza will have a few words for this weirdo when he hits the Japanese joint. 

I've always wanted to visit Japan but obviously I need to save up for a stab vest and brush up on my ninja skills here.

Remember this guy?

This is Caleb "Kai" McGillvary.

Many of us may remember him for this video.

Well.... turns out he not only uses his hatchet skills (remember: Smash, Smash, Sum-mash!!!) to protect women from random weirdos on race hating rampages. According to AP news, he is currently acccused of allegedly killing attorney Joseph Galfy in NJ. According to Kai, the 73 year old attorney tried to sexually assault him in the attorney's NJ home and while defending himself. According to Kai, they met in Times Square in NYC. Somehow their time together ended with the prominent NJ lawyer being found "dead in his bed, severely beaten, clothed only in underwear and socks."

So a few questions: 

1. How did these two men end up at the old man's house in NJ from Times Square....thats a long ass drive in traffic....

2. Why couldn't this man overpower a 73 year old man without beating him to death

3. Why was this old man found dead in his bed in only socks and underwear

So, to add more context:

According to www.nj.com, in a 2019 article- Kai said after accepting an invitation to stay at the NJ attorney’s home, when he awoke on May 12, 2013, “he had bodily fluids on his face that tasted salty.” (Why would he taste it?!)

Somehow after leaving the Jersey home, and visiting with a friend he then returned to the NJ lawyers home again. Kai claims that after drinking a beer at the lawyers home he later awoke with his pants down and Galfy was “grinding and humping” him.

Ultimately, this story reminds me of a recent story of an old man who is currently jailed for allegedly killing young black male prostitutes via drug overdoses, named Ed Buck ( a fitting name for the crime). Ed's M.O. included, inviting black male prostitutes to his home and knowingly and unknowingly injecting them with drugs until they lost control- real life wierdo shit. 

Sounds like Kai got a dose of this type of action and wasn't for the nonsense and acted impulsively based on his history of bashing people with axe handles....

I'm not convinced he should be in jail. Sounds like he took a predator off the streets. Bear in mind that Kai is a Canadian so- I'm not really souped about Canadians cleaning up American streets. Based on Kai's past exploits, I don't think he went to this man's house with the intent to kill this old man. 

By the way this is Kai now-

Ultimately, this story reminds me of a old man who is currently jailed for allegedly killing young black male prostitutes via drug overdoses, named Ed Buck ( a fitting name for the crime). Ed's M.O. included inviting black male prostitutes to his home and knowingly and unknowingly injecting them with drugs until they lost control- real life wierdo shit. 

Sounds like Kai got a dose of this type of action and wasn't for the nonsense and acted inpulsively- based on his history of bashing people with axe handles....

I'm not convinced he should be in jail. Sounds like he took a predator off the streets. Bear in mind that Kai is a Canadian so I'm not really amped about Canadians cleaning up American streets....(I digress).

Based on Kai's past exploits, I don't think he went to this man's house with the intent to kill this old man.

I’m sure his history of documented homoerotic activity does not bode well for him in jail, nor will it bode well for him in prison….

Best of luck Kai. Hopefully you can find a nice sized piece of wood in the shop, to protect yourself. Also, stay away from the prison hooch- that they flush down the toilet in the garbage bag to keep it nice and cold (nevermind how I know this).

REMINDER: THERE ARE NO MIXED DRINKS IN PRISON THAT ARE NOT SEEING TOILET WATER. Keep your head up- you crime fighting alleged drug addict.