Op-Rants

As the 2020 Olympics are ongoing, about 9 miles away on a Japanes express train, a 36 year old alleged incel has commited a mass stabbing on an express train, according to  AP News. 

The disgruntled maniac boarded a train, intent on revenge, after being reported to police by a female shop cleck for shoplifting. When this idiot realized the store was closed, and he wouldn't be able to get his revenge, he gathered his supplies including: a knife, scissors, cooking oil and a lighter. 

A few questions: 

• Why the scissors? Was he planning on performing an ad hoc avant garde haircut during the commision of this stabbing spree
• The cooking oil and the lighter? Was he planning on also cooking and eating people?

According to police- In one car, he poured cooking oil on the floor and tried (hilarious) to set it on fire, Kyodo News agency reported, quoting police. For the record, I can just imagine that scene: pandemonium while he randomly is stabbing women. Screaming and people running around crazy and this guy is setting a fiery oil trap for the train car. This could never happen in a major American city full of black people because we don't play with fire and fucking with people for no reason. 

Yeah so....He boarded an train, telling police- he intentionally chose an express train that makes fewer stops, having passengers stay on board longer, the report said. He expressed his intent to to kill women who “looked happy." 

What a weirdo....

Based on my extensive study of Japanes martial arts, playing games like Shogun: Total War, Shogun: Total War 2, and Tenchu: Stealth Assasins (and I do mean extensive)- I expected that that train would include at least a few pseudo ninjas just waiting to take down such a bad actor. WHERE HAVE THE NINJAS ALL GONE?! How could this take place? Obviously this knife weilding Ninja was looking for an honorable battle and finding none settled on harming civilians until the 7 Samurai showed up. 

Anyway check out these Japanese denizens with their phones out looking like negroes looking to be the next viral video on WORLDSTAR!!! 

I'm sure the Yakuza will have a few words for this weirdo when he hits the Japanese joint. 

I've always wanted to visit Japan but obviously I need to save up for a stab vest and brush up on my ninja skills here.